Week in the life of Parker

I need a backyard with grass so I can open the door and let Parker go outside. In the past few weeks he has destroyed the house. After calling Mac a few times venting what Parker had gotten into I decided to start taking pictures.

He decided to "make pancakes" in the living room


Lotion up the chair

Color on his body and Eliza's head (again)

Get out a brand new bag of Cheeto's and eat the entire thing with Mackenzee while she was in her white dress because she was using it as a "dress up"

"Wash" the tub with shampoo Mac hadn't put back up (he literally took a 1/2 bottle of shampoo and a scrub brush and started cleaning. Then he took a towel and wiped it all down).

He dumps entire water bottles out in the living room, car, Mackenzee's bed...

Friday Mac left for work and about 15 minutes I called him to inform him he needed to come home. Parker found acrylic paint and dumped it on the carpet. Mac was able to get it out with Blue Dawn dish soap.

So much fun. The problem is other then coloring on his sisters head and things other then paper he is really trying to help. He loves to put away his toys and "clean" with a rag. Then there are times when he is really cute like this...
What am I to do?